It’s time that we stop making law-abiding citizens criminals. No one should have to be afraid of reporting criminal activity for fear of becoming a criminal.
Author: Mr. Evil
AOC And Charlie McCarthy Are A Lot Alike
How are Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and Charlie McCarthy alike?The answer seems obvious, doesn’t it? They’re both dummies!
Amazing Predictions for 2020
This post is dedicated to my friend, Paul. He will understand. I was privileged to know and be a good friend of the famous supermarket tabloid clairvoyant and bottle cap collector, Felonius Hornswoggler. He passed away 30 years ago, but if you’re old enough, you’ll remember that each January he would make startling predictions about…
The Art of a Wink and The Deal
I almost got kicked off my trivia team Saturday night! I arrived at the Elks Lodge early to find three of my teammates already at our table. I said “hi” and sat down by Sonny as everyone acknowledged me and continued their animated conversation. The first sentence I heard was “…And they said on TV…
OZ: An Interesting Place To Visit
Sometimes, I feel like we’re living in Oz, rather than in the United States. In case you’re wondering, I’m talking about the Oz from the 1939 motion picture. Let’s face it, Oz seems to be a pretty nice place. Everything is vivid and in Technicolor. All of the little denizens are so happy with their…
My Psychic Wife
My wife has a bad habit of rolling her eyes at me when I say something stupid, which, unfortunately, is often. “Do you want to watch the Oscars with me?” I asked politely. “No, thanks,” she answered. “I’m not interested in hearing movie stars make fun of conservatives and the President.” “Maybe they won’t do…
Don’t Be Afraid of ConservativesAreEvil.com
Mark Twain is credited with the observation, “There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics!” Others, such as British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli may have spoken it first, but we’ll leave that to the historians. For example, liberals use statistics to show us that climate change is a real threat that will…
How to Know When A Republican is in the Room
One of my good friends is a college professor. He and his wife are very liberal, and both are actively involved in Democrat politics at the local, state, and national levels. However, they’re real friends and respect that my wife and I hold very different viewpoints. Their kids went to school with our kids, and…
A New Word for “Liberals”
Let’s face it, liberals are good with the use of the English language. The term “pro-choice” is much more palatable than “pro-abortion.” They say “undocumented immigrant” rather than “illegal alien.” And “immigration reform” really means you want open borders. “Income inequality” means that they want to take my money and give it other people. The…
“Forgive Me, Pastor, But My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys…”
“I grew up a-dreamin’ of bein’ a cowboy And lovin’ the cowboy ways Pursuin’ the life of my high ridin’ heroes I burned up my childhood days…” — Sharon Vaughn Willie Nelson sang it in The Electric Cowboy. Sharon Vaughn wrote the song. And it speaks to me of the days when my brothers…