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Author: Mr. Evil
A Cold-Hearted Republican
Happy Valentine’s Days! Considering the occasion, here’s a true story to warm your heart: A few months ago while in the grocery, I ran into a retired language teacher I’ve known for years. She’s at least a decade older than me, and her husband, Richard, probably has another decade on her. After a few moments…
The Conservative Vampire
Imagine that you know the truth: vampires are real! Just like in the movies, they’re evil, bloodsucking creatures of the night. Given the opportunity, they will destroy you, your family, your neighborhood. Now imagine that you know for a fact that the neighbor who just moved into the big house on the hill is a…