You’re learning this here first. CNN doesn’t have this news yet, nor does Fox News, nor anyone else. It is exclusive to ConservativesAreEvil.com. And it’s the biggest political news of the year.
President Trump has asked current Vice President Mike Pence to step down as his running mate. Because the Corona virus has made a fair election impossible, and in the name of bipartisanship, the President has asked his opponent, former Vice President Joe Biden to join him as his running mate. The former Vice President has agreed to the deal.
Since the former Vice President will no longer be running against President Trump, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders stands as the only opposition to the President, virtually ensuring Trump’s reelection.
When asked about the unexpected development, the former Vice President said, “The big guy and I don’t agree on very much, but this will be a bipartisan government. We’ll get a lot done for the people. That’s what it’s all about. And if it comes down to it, I’ll take him out behind the White House and show him the way things are done.”
Have a happy April Fool’s Day!
— Mr. Evil