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Let’s Call The Mueller Hearings What They Were: Elder Abuse

Posted on July 28, 2019July 27, 2019 by Mr. Evil

Anyone who watched the Mueller hearings for three minutes knows the truth whether they’re willing to admit it or not!

An elderly man who might or might not know his own name depending on what time of day you ask him was forced to go through many hours of grueling testimony before the House of Representatives because the Democrats thought they could manipulate him into supporting any lies they told.

Anywhere else except Congress, it would be called “elder abuse.”

I can just imagine the planning meeting of a couple of top Democrat House members as they prepared for the hearings:

“Well, Pencil Neck,” says one of the ranking members of the Judiciary Committee, “do you think we’re going to get enough out of Mueller to impeach the President?”

“Easy, peasy!” chortles Pencil Neck, as giddy as he’s every been.  “We can get this guy to say anything.  He doesn’t even know what planet he’s on.  We just have to be careful to ask leading questions with “yes” and “no” answers, like:  Isn’t it true that you’ve found evidence that President Trump is an alien from Neptune?  Then, if he hesitates, you say, All you need to do is say Yes.  Thank you for your testimony, sir.”

“But what if he gets confused?,” asks the ranking member.

“Of course he’s going to be confused,” says Pencil Neck.  “It’s all to our advantage.”

“But won’t people notice that he’s senile?”

“Everyone hates Trump so much that they’re not going to notice anything.  Before it’s over, we’ll have testimony from Mueller that Trump practices brain surgery without a license on those he disagrees with.”

“Ok, Pencil Neck, if that’s what you say.”

“And please stop calling me Pencil Neck.”

“Why?  Everyone else does!”

It’s impossible to believe that the ranking Democrats didn’t know the physical or mental condition Mueller was in when they subpoenaed him to testify.

They just wanted to use and abuse him to get at the President.  Somehow, they thought they could get away with it.

I’m just sorry that after the truth became apparent, one of the Republicans leaders didn’t stand up and say:  “We have no more questions of Mr. Mueller as we refuse to engage in this blatant example of elder abuse.”  Nothing more would have needed to be said.

—  Mr. Evil

 

 

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  1. Mac says:
    July 28, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Liberals are loathsome creatures who will use anyone or say anything to get what they want.

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