You’re learning this here first. CNN doesn’t have this news yet, nor does Fox News, nor anyone else. It is exclusive to ConservativesAreEvil.com. And it’s the biggest political news of the year. President Trump has asked current Vice President Mike Pence to step down as his running mate. Because the Corona virus has made a…
The Future: Inauguration 2021
This post is a look at a possible future of January 20, 2021 — Inauguration Day! Everyone was shocked by what happened. Everyone was so sure that Donald Trump would be reelected that few Republicans bothered to vote. After all, even the Democrats had given up on Joe Biden, who was no longer being called…
My Dog Is Smarter Than Sleepy Joe
Astute readers will have noticed that I haven’t posted many essays on this blog lately. As with everything, there is a reason. Last Christmas Eve, our adult children gave us a puppy. It was a total surprise. Our cairn terrier of seventeen years had just passed away a month earlier and the children decided we…
A New Grandma Moses?
I’m proud of our Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Despite her advanced age and obvious enfeebled grasp of reality, at 79, only one year older than Grandma Moses when she began her art career, Nancy Pelosi has decided to take up the the noble art of Japanese paper tearing. I watched the President’s State…
The Return of Pencil Neck
I watched Congressman Adam Schiff read the articles of impeachment in front of the Senate this Thursday morning. Since the impeachment is going to proceed, I’m pleased to say that I’m glad that “Pencil Neck” Schiff is back in front of the public. Why? Does it have to do with his pleasant manner and profound…
Impeachment: What If?
What if Nancy Pelosi finally decides to send articles of impeachment to the Senate, and somehow convinces enough Republican Senators to vote against the President so that he is removed from office. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to happen, but let’s imagine that it might. The first thing that happens is that President Trump is…
Progressives, Fairy Tales, Religion, and the Media
Meet the Press used to be an okay political interview program. It’s aired on NBC since 1947 and it’s the longest running show in TV history. Before that, it was on radio for a couple of years on the Mutual Network. I don’t watch Meet the Press much any more. The reason can be found…
Merry Christmas to My Readers!
Trump VS. Jesus (Again!)
The editor of the well-known evangelical magazine Christianity Today published an editorial claiming that President Trump must be removed from office because of his immoral actions. Apparently, the President’s phone conservation with the Ukrainian president, asking for an investigation of Joe and Hunter Biden because of their obvious self-serving and probably illegal actions are enough…
A Cautionary Holiday Parody
As you read this, imagine that it is being narrated to you by Boris Karloff. Once upon a time, in a land called Whoville, there lived a bunch of fine folks called Whos. They were a prosperous and happy group, always voted Republican, and were satisfied in their capitalist ways! Just to the south of…