Imagine what happened inside the Justice Department on Friday afternoon. Had you been there, it might have looked something like this: Special Council Robert Mueller walks into Attorney General William Barr’s office with a thick tome. “Here’s the Russia Report,” he says, placing it in front of Barr. “No collusion. No obstruction of justice.” A.G….
Please Do Something Special for a WWII Vet
As a conservative blogger, I read lots of news and scan lots of media. To be honest, most of what I come across in the media is horribly depressing. So, you can image how nice it is to occasionally be exposed to something positive. I came across such a story a few minutes ago. It’s…
How Jeb And Hillary Are Alike
Jeb Bush might as well pin an “I’m with Hillary” button on his lapel. Both Jeb and Hillary have one thing in common: They’re sore losers. I hope Jeb realizes that his political career is likely over — just like Hillary’s. This weekend, former Florida governor and Republican presidential primary candidate, Jeb Bush, went on…
When Green Is Actually Red
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Everyone loves the green of this holiday, and everyone, no matter what their race or heritage, is Irish for a day. It’s great when green is green. Be beware, sometimes green is not what it seems! If you’re old enough to remember the Soviet Union, or if you’ve studied socialism or…
When Reporting a Crime is a Crime
It’s time that we stop making law-abiding citizens criminals. No one should have to be afraid of reporting criminal activity for fear of becoming a criminal.
AOC And Charlie McCarthy Are A Lot Alike
How are Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and Charlie McCarthy alike?The answer seems obvious, doesn’t it? They’re both dummies!
Amazing Predictions for 2020
This post is dedicated to my friend, Paul. He will understand. I was privileged to know and be a good friend of the famous supermarket tabloid clairvoyant and bottle cap collector, Felonius Hornswoggler. He passed away 30 years ago, but if you’re old enough, you’ll remember that each January he would make startling predictions about…
The Art of a Wink and The Deal
I almost got kicked off my trivia team Saturday night! I arrived at the Elks Lodge early to find three of my teammates already at our table. I said “hi” and sat down by Sonny as everyone acknowledged me and continued their animated conversation. The first sentence I heard was “…And they said on TV…
OZ: An Interesting Place To Visit
Sometimes, I feel like we’re living in Oz, rather than in the United States. In case you’re wondering, I’m talking about the Oz from the 1939 motion picture. Let’s face it, Oz seems to be a pretty nice place. Everything is vivid and in Technicolor. All of the little denizens are so happy with their…
My Psychic Wife
My wife has a bad habit of rolling her eyes at me when I say something stupid, which, unfortunately, is often. “Do you want to watch the Oscars with me?” I asked politely. “No, thanks,” she answered. “I’m not interested in hearing movie stars make fun of conservatives and the President.” “Maybe they won’t do…