Mark Twain is credited with the observation, “There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics!” Others, such as British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli may have spoken it first, but we’ll leave that to the historians. For example, liberals use statistics to show us that climate change is a real threat that will…
How to Know When A Republican is in the Room
One of my good friends is a college professor. He and his wife are very liberal, and both are actively involved in Democrat politics at the local, state, and national levels. However, they’re real friends and respect that my wife and I hold very different viewpoints. Their kids went to school with our kids, and…
A New Word for “Liberals”
Let’s face it, liberals are good with the use of the English language. The term “pro-choice” is much more palatable than “pro-abortion.” They say “undocumented immigrant” rather than “illegal alien.” And “immigration reform” really means you want open borders. “Income inequality” means that they want to take my money and give it other people. The…
“Forgive Me, Pastor, But My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys…”
“I grew up a-dreamin’ of bein’ a cowboy And lovin’ the cowboy ways Pursuin’ the life of my high ridin’ heroes I burned up my childhood days…” — Sharon Vaughn Willie Nelson sang it in The Electric Cowboy. Sharon Vaughn wrote the song. And it speaks to me of the days when my brothers…
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A Cold-Hearted Republican
Happy Valentine’s Days! Considering the occasion, here’s a true story to warm your heart: A few months ago while in the grocery, I ran into a retired language teacher I’ve known for years. She’s at least a decade older than me, and her husband, Richard, probably has another decade on her. After a few moments…
Welcome!
Welcome to a new conservative blog. The first post follows on the homepage. Comments are welcome. Please read the “About this Website” link if you want to understand why this blog was created and what it is about. I hope you will follow along and share this blog with everyone you know, both conservatives and…
The Conservative Vampire
Imagine that you know the truth: vampires are real! Just like in the movies, they’re evil, bloodsucking creatures of the night. Given the opportunity, they will destroy you, your family, your neighborhood. Now imagine that you know for a fact that the neighbor who just moved into the big house on the hill is a…