This post is a look at a possible future of January 20, 2021 — Inauguration Day!
Everyone was shocked by what happened. Everyone was so sure that Donald Trump would be reelected that few Republicans bothered to vote. After all, even the Democrats had given up on Joe Biden, who was no longer being called “Sleepy Joe,” but rather, “Senile Joe.”
But it happened, and we’re now watching on television as Joe Biden stands on a platform in front of the Capitol Building, surrounded by tens of thousands of on-lookers. He is with his wife and some family members, the Chief Justice, and several others.
In this possible future, the scene unfolds like this:
Mr. Chief Justice: “Please place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me.”
President-elect Biden: “Wait a minute. That’s sort of like chewing gum and walking at the same time. Let’s see, left hand…”
Mr. Chief Justice: I’ll go real slow, sir. Left hand on the Bible. Yes, that’s right. Your got it. Now raise your right hand. Yes, very good, but keep the other hand on the Bible. Good. Good.
President-elect Biden: “I appreciate you being so patient with me, Mr. Postmaster General.
Mr. Chief Justice: “I am not the Postmaster General. I’m the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.”
President-elect Biden: “Well, congratulations. I’m sure everyone in your family is very proud of you. And you look great in that black dress. It’s okay these days if a guy wants to wear a dress. I campaigned on it.”
Mr. Chief Justice: “This is not a dress. It is my judicial robe.”
President-elect Biden: “Well, man, it still looks great. You’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. You know, I’ve got a favorite bath robe. It’s blue with green and red stripes. I’ll be wearing it when I go to bed tonight.”
Mr. Chief Justice: “Yes, sir. Now repeat after me: I, Joseph R. Biden…”
President-elect Biden: “Wow, that’s amazing. What a coincidence. My name is also Joseph R. Biden!”
Mr. Chief Justice: “JUST PAY ATTENTION AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU!”
President-elect Biden: “Look, pony soldier, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me. Do you want me to have to take you out behind the Capitol building? How many one-armed push ups do you think you can do?
Mr. Chief Justice: “You can’t be President, sir, unless you take the oath. Now, please repeat after me.”
President-elect Biden: “Make me! I’ll repeat what I want and only what I want.”
Mr. Chief Justice: “So, you don’t want to take the oath?”
President-elect Biden: “What oath?”
Like, I say, It’s just one possible future. But there is a way to avoid it. Don’t be indifferent. Realize that the scene above could happen. Voting for Donald Trump in November is the only way to ensure it doesn’t.
– – Mr Evil